REDRUM - '98 STYLE

Aiight, this page is devoted to those stupid cats who just piss me off everyday.

Sean "Puffy" Combs-
I can't put him down just cuz he's makin' money, but for the way he's makin' it. I always wondered why 2Pac was dissin' him. Now we know.

Mase-
Hey Mase! Jerry Lewis called and asked if you could perform at his next telethon, since your such a hero to all of the other retarded kids. It's nice what he is doing ya know puttin it down for all the mentally disabled and all that, but if he ever tries to sing again... I'm cuttin' out his tounge myself.

Nas Escobar-
This punk Italian wannabe needs to die and let his brother come out again... you know Nasty Nas.

The people at The Source-
How come I didn't get no damn survey for that bullshit 100th issue? I've been a subscriber since '95. I guess mine just got lost in the mail huh? And why in the hell is the shit on the news stands way before I get it at home?

Master P-
Note to self... Never make an album while on the shitter. Ughhhhhh. He wouldn't be so bad if he didn't say that all the damn time.

The 32 College Football Coaches-
Who voted Nebraska National Champions. My team Michigan was the better team and they had the best player in college football in Cee-Dub(Charles Woodson).

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